the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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