No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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