Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize