Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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