If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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