Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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