Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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