my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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