Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
