question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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