My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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