I'm lost and stupid without you.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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