playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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