dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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