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What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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