I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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