Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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