all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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