Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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