i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
