please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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