i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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