What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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