Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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