Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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