Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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