yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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