I don't remember. Are we still dating?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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