Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
