He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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