Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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