hell yes lets make some ravioli
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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