Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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