I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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