just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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