try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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