question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I had to cum in my sink.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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