Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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