And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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