Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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