i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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