i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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