HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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