no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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