kristin has been a bad kristin
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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