You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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