apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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