Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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