i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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