Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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