I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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