I got chris browned last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
