tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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