I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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