Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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