am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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