Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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