No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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