I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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