People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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