you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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