On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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